Arizona Girls
♫ Daisy dukes, bikini on top. Skeezer skunk hair so skanky she’ll melt your popsicle! Oooooh oh oooooh ♫ – Whatever, I’m not Katie Perry for a reason. Try your own lyrics. Arizona
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Herbivore
“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” > > That’s just how I imagined that convo went. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Alabama
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15633 (Herbivore)
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Mad About You
Are those fake pantyhose? Really? This isn’t Mad Men, you aren’t gonna catch sh*t for not wearing leggings….God I wish this was Mad Men though. Uggghh that would be so awesome. Don Draper is a boss! Texas
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15651 (Mad About You)
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Creepy Clowns
Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so. Indiana
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15686 (Creepy Clowns)
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You Gotta Start Somewhere
Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why wouldn’t they have a banjo and a fiddle. Michigan
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In Good Spirits
How come the spirits of mother nature never tell people to wear pants? Maybe the spirits think it’s something that can go unsaid, but clearly it cannot. So by the slim chance that the spirits out there also enjoy our website, I implore you to please tell people to wear pants. Thank you. Unknown
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15679 (In Good Spirits)
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PoWM IPhone App Has Arrived
Well, there are a few flaws. The face should be frowning and the eye on the left should be squinted down a bit. You should download our new iPhone app so you have our logo as a reference when you’re away from your computer. Michigan
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15676 (PoWM IPhone App Has Arrived)
Baby Skullet
If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill. Texas
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15648 (Baby Skullet)
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Buckle Up
Thuuuugg Life. Florida
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15645 (Buckle Up)
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Battle Scar
I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to the bone…..Hey, how did you get your scar? – I got my belly fat stuck in the conveyor belt at Wal-Mart. Nebraska
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15636 (Battle Scar)
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