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“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” > > That’s just how I imagined that convo went. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Alabama

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Continued here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15633 (Herbivore)

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A lot of our fans suggested that we show some attractive Walcreatures, so here you go. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15586 (She Wore An Itsy Bitsy…)

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Look it’s America’s favorite sweetheart who definitely isn’t following the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera….because she actually has pants on. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15049 (It’s Miley!)

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We hope everyone had a fun, safe, Uncle Sam-approved July 4th. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15052 (I Want You!)

How is it that Cowboy Curtis looks worse off than Pee Wee Herman? Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14952 (Flag Football Star)

Mommy, how come Barbie never gets older?…..Because she would haunt your dreams hunny, that’s why. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14949 (Barbie Girl)

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What are you? The viking goddess of loneliness? Get rid of the tail hat and try having a conversation with someone that doesn’t involve your theory on episode 218 of Star Trek. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14811 (Head Trauma)

Unlike most Barbies, this one comes with 5 kids, a case of PBR, and a carton of smokes. Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14768 (Walmart Barbie)

Om Nom nom nom….Me want ruin your kids hopes and dreams! Alabama

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14520 (C Is For Cookie)

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This is more of a “Who  doesn’t wear it better?” This is a tough decision because obviously both Mr. Tank-top tan and Mr. Saggy bottoms have what it takes to pick up ladies, which is actually more surprising than the fact that they’re shirtless. Personally I’m partial to Mr. Saggy bottoms for doing it without the summer beachwear, but that’s just me. Alabama & Oklahoma

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14479 (Chicks With Douchebags)