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I’m not gonna say you look like sh*t, but I will say you definitely look like something that we all use to clean up actual sh*t. Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16758 (Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin)

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Hey PoWM, who the hell are you to give parenting advice? I’m a 24 year old male without kids, which is basically the complete opposite of a parent, and yet I know that anything that can breathe and is bigger than 14 inches and is old enough to have a fake tattoo should probably wear pants and shoes out in dirty ass public. Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16703 (Baby Henna)

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Well, thank God you had some common decency and were responsible enough to cover up those calves while you went out in public. There are just too many impressionable kids that could be exposed to that sort of sight! Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16636 (‘Cuz He Likes To Party)

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Well, its been 9 months since  we last saw you and I see you have a nice new outfit but it looks like you still somehow haven’t been able to unload that Kia. Will someone down in Florida please go and buy that thing so she doesn’t have to keep wearing that sign? Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16575 (Kia Spectra For Sale: Part Deux)

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That isn’t the band AC/DC shirt….it’s just a list of the types of hepatitis that she has. By the way, for future reference here is a list of people allowed to wear fedoras: (1) Don Draper (2) The Blues Brothers (3) Dick Tracy (4) People from the 1920’s (5) Tom Landry (6) Bear Bryant (7) The Rat Pack. Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15885 (Know Your Rules)

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Ummm did we just manage to find two soul mates lost and separated by a few states? Yeah, take that sh*t eHarmony! We did it for free and without even trying. Florida & Maryland

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16472 (Holy Shirts & Pants)

Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book,  People of Walmart Shop & Awe , will be out September 7th!  Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out  here ! Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16352 (Read It & Laugh)

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I feel like I’m a kid again and my mom just told me I’m allowed to pick one thing…umm…ummm….okay. Okay. I’m gonna go withhhhhh…Oh! Oh! I’m gonna pick the gooshy back fat tat. It’s like a genuine tramp stamp because it stretches the entire back so you can’t miss it while trying to pick her up at a gas station at 3a.m. on a Tuesday. Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16277 (Pick Your Poison)

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I guess this little piggy literally went to the market. Now if you don’t mind, while you’re eating roast beef, I’m gonna go wee wee wee all the way home! Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16309 (Little Piggy)

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Usually we put sweet rides on YouDriveWhat.com, but there is always an exception when we receive something touched by the legend himself: Willy The Pimp! You know he is pimpin’ all over America while them wheels is spinnin’ son, they spinnin’!!!!! Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16038 (Willy’s Whip)