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Purple camo huh? Purple! Where the hell are you going to hide in purple camo? A Baltimore Ravens game maybe? Those words shouldn’t even be allowed in the same sentence. That’s like a genius inbred. Sure it may exist, but it looks funny and what’s the point? Indiana

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While I fully support your effort to purchase sleeves, I can’t help but wonder if it could have been done in a less lazy way so that your back hair line wasn’t showing. Indiana

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I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana

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Wheeww, did we luck out! I know I wasn’t the only person out there looking for an amateur husband and wife taxidermy team to stuff the dead raccoon I ran over. Indiana

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Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so. Indiana

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15686 (Creepy Clowns)

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It’s unfortunate stingrays don’t premeditate their murders, because I have a feeling they would have reevaluated their target. Indiana

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15544 (Crikey!)

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I was going to ask you where you got the guts to custom make your own belly shirt, but I guess that answer is quite obvious. So instead I’m gonna start slamming those Bud Lights that guy has behind you and see if I can’t drink away the memory of seeing you. Indiana

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Is this a joke or does that guy feed off of people staring at him sympathetically disgusted with his life choices? As if it wasn’t bad enough to ball it up in his little moped scooter, he decided to strap that girl, and whatever you want to call what she is wearing, to the back of it. Why not just wear a shirt that says “i strive for just below mediocrity”. Indiana

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Unfortunately, no one told her she could change her clothes after they were done shooting the 2 Live Crew “Hoochie Mama” video back in 1992. Indiana

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14792 (Me So Horny)

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Chicks better cover up their chests like pasties. Indiana

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