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Ohhh hey! You guys remember  Rapunzel right? Well, she is back and we’ve learned some things. (1) Short colorful shorts are kind of her thing and I still like that. (2) Her hair has definitely grown (if that’s still physically possible) because it sure as hell hasn’t gotten any shorter, and (3) my personal favorite, from our small poll it seems as if she matches her hair-belt thingy with her short colorful shorts, and that’s just Neat-O. Ohio

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16687 (I Got My Flippy Floppies)

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I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16517 (A Bolt Of Lightning)

Maybe if you stopped listening to “I Wanna Sex You Up” by Color Me Badd you would have noticed that awful patch of fur on your head. But I guess you deserve it for going to  Drew Gooden’s barber in the first place. Unknown

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16344 (The Reverse Hitler)

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It looks like you scalped my grandmother and now you are just showing off to taunt me. Georgia

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16026 (Granny Smith)

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So there I was trying to race my way to the cashier when I stopped dead in my tracks and found myself staring down a woman 20 yards away with the same intentions. It all got quiet and and you could cut the tension with a knife. Who would make the first move? Who would back away? But it was then I realized I had already been beat….you can’t play chicken with a rooster. Texas

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16082 (Secret Of The Rooster’s Crow)

That is hands down the best looking man I have ever seen. I’m not gay or anything, but I have just made it my goal to be with that guy for the rest of my life. It’s just so magnificent! It’s like a timeless piece of artwork came to life and blessed the world with it’s glory. Texas

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15997 (Glorious!)

No I don’t want to go back to your apartment and sit in a beanbag chair and listen to your Phish records….just pay for your frozen fish tacos and leave. Virginia

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15965 (Phish On A Dish)

Well that is certainly easier than actually buying and having to put on a head band everyday. Alaska

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15727 (I’ll Give You Crew Cut!)

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After you’re done picking up whatever disinfectant it is you use on that thing why don’t you head on back to the lawn & garden section and pick up some clippers or a weed-wacker to get rid of that rotted tree root. Unknown

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15719 (Rusted Root)

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If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill. Texas

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15648 (Baby Skullet)

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