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Chop Suey

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:33:42 +0000

I’ve never once thought to myself “Man, that guy’s facial hair could kick my ass!” Unfortunately I can no longer make that claim. Michigan

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Rounding Second

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:08:03 +0000

I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug. Texas

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Cinderella Gypsy

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:49:29 +0000

Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off. Minnesota

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16119 (Cinderella Gypsy)

Oldie But A Goodie

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:52:08 +0000

Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe , but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop scaring everyone at the store. Kansas

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16762 (Oldie But A Goodie)

Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:50:48 +0000

I’m not gonna say you look like sh*t, but I will say you definitely look like something that we all use to clean up actual sh*t. Florida

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16758 (Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin)

No Pants, No Problem

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:48:35 +0000

Everybody knows that “No shirt, No shoes, No service” sign and you know every wise-ass in America has always said “So I can go in without pants! Hahahaha!” Well let’s give credit where credit is due and congratulate the one wise-ass to actually go and test it out. Arizona

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16753 (No Pants, No Problem)

East Virginia State Cowpokes

tdomf_fb6d8 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:09 +0000

I’m just not really sure what type of cowboy you are. I can’t picture you on a horse. I kind of picture you on an ox maybe, but definitely not a horse. Are you possibly a mascot for some sh*tty Division III football team or something? Maybe you think you need a crazy outfit to support that mustache? I don’t know, I’m just fishing at this point. Virginia

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16691 (East Virginia State Cowpokes)

You Can’t Eat All Those Hamburgers

tdomf_fb6d8 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:38:56 +0000

Hey, the two of you can argue who looks better stealing hamburgers later because right now, well to be honest, right now that’s what we are gonna do. California

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16745 (You Can’t Eat All Those Hamburgers)

A Double Dose

tdomf_fb6d8 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:13 +0000

Things I love – seeing your mullet. Things I don’t love – being able to see your ass-hair mullet. Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16699 (A Double Dose)

Go Big

tdomf_fb6d8 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:03:33 +0000

I always thought it was “Once you go big, you can’t find your way back.” But either way, wear it proud big man, I got nothin’ but love for you! Kansas

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16062 (Go Big)