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I’ve never once thought to myself “Man, that guy’s facial hair could kick my ass!” Unfortunately I can no longer make that claim. Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16785 (Chop Suey)

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Things I love – seeing your mullet. Things I don’t love – being able to see your ass-hair mullet. Michigan

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Continue reading here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16699 (A Double Dose)

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Hey PoWM, all you do is make fun of fat people! Really? ‘Cause she is skinny as f*** and that makes me want to throw up too! Soooo now you can call us dicks for making fun of everyone….you’re welcome. Michigan

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Original post:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16045 (Equal Opportunity Offenders)

Well, now that someone was diligent enough to tie her up with the butcher’s twine I guess we just need a roasting spit and determine which of the three holes to put the pole through. Michigan

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Go here to read the rest:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15881 (Twine & Dine)

If you put your hand over her head it kinda looks like one of those luchador Mexican wrestling masks. Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15801 (Nacho Libre)

Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why wouldn’t they have a banjo and a fiddle. Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15683 (You Gotta Start Somewhere)

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Well, there are a few flaws. The face should be frowning and the eye on the left should be squinted down a bit. You should download our new iPhone app so you have our logo as a reference when you’re away from your computer. Michigan

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More:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15676 (PoWM IPhone App Has Arrived)

Be honest with me….how many times have they rejected you from membership to the Justice League? Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15618 (Captain Insano)

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Why do your shorts looks like they are angry? If anything, we should be the ones angry at those shorts! Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=15481 (Booty Jorts)

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Oh, we must have caught you on your way to your aerobics class with Courtney Love. Michigan

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14690 (Sweatin’ To The Oldies)

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