Archive for the ‘random’ tag
Afternoon Delight
We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed. Illinois
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View post:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16695 (Afternoon Delight)
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Yes, No, Maybe?
I’m pretty sure she spelled out “Yes” in bags of Doritos and Funyuns… or she spelled out “No” in a restraining order. California
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Read more here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16633 (Yes, No, Maybe?)
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Blame It On The Goose
Really? I though you were going to blame that fancy ankle bracelet on a solid upbringing and excellent well thought out decisions. I guess that’s better than blaming the cop, the lawyer, and the judge who were all obviously out to get you. Texas
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Excerpt from:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16607 (Blame It On The Goose)
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Rude Boy
♫ Come here rude boy , boy, can you get it up? Come here rude boy , boy, is you big enough? ♫ – I still have trouble believing he is who she was singing to. Virginia
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Go here to see the original:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16610 (Rude Boy)
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#1 Grandpa
I wonder if his coffee mug says #1 Grandpa Titties? If it doesn’t, his grandkids are slacking. Alaska
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Continue reading here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16604 (#1 Grandpa)
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Kia Spectra For Sale: Part Deux
Well, its been 9 months since we last saw you and I see you have a nice new outfit but it looks like you still somehow haven’t been able to unload that Kia. Will someone down in Florida please go and buy that thing so she doesn’t have to keep wearing that sign? Florida
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See the original post:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16575 (Kia Spectra For Sale: Part Deux)
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Wing Dings
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings. Nebraska
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See the rest here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16541 (Wing Dings)
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A Bolt Of Lightning
I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana
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View original post here:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16517 (A Bolt Of Lightning)
Princess Peach
Oh if Mario only would have known who he was going to save, he could have instead saved us all a lot of time and lives. Unknown
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Read the original post:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16513 (Princess Peach)
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Take Me Down To Chinatown
You look like a random generic action figure someone could pick up at a flea market in Chinatown. South Carolina
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Excerpt from:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16452 (Take Me Down To Chinatown)
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